what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
