it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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