Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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