theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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