Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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