I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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