i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
NoShamevember. You game?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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