It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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