On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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