Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
