They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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