even my farts smell like vagina
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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