He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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