i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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