I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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