what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he was CRYING into my vagina
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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