Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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