I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We had to coat check the pizza.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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