East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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