I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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