Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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