Whod you bang
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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