Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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