i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
