school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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