Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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