You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I forget how to act sober
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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