I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize