No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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