I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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