Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
