walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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