ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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