drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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