he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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