so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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