I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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