If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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