Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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