Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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