Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Vodka?
Forever.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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