Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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