we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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