So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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