i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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