omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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