did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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