i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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