I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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