Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
soo... how was my night?
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