woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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