i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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