Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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