I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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