butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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