OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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